Wednesday, 4 July 2012

How to be a Rotten Spoilsport

If you are a teacher, how often in the course of a week do you have to say 'yes, but it's not that simple...'?

And just to spoil the sport of the spoilsport: your spelling and punctuation could do with a seeing-to, sunshine.


From a You-tuber to me:

'I used to be an evolutionist but then I decided to check out the evidence and the facts, just as any real man would do. I am now a young earth creationist, just as anyone with any common sense and courage would be after checking the facts.'

'Real men' believe the Earth was created after the invention of beer. 


Candy said...

Way hey! Glad you got to deflate Pompous Arsehole and his ridiculous dependency on Latinate nonsense. His punctuation is shocking! Why I think it's a bloke, I dont know.

q-pheevr said...

Further spoilsportery: I'm willing to credit the idea that the skull on the left can be identified as belonging to someone of African descent, but I very much doubt that African-Americans have skeletal features that would distinguish them from people of African descent anywhere else in the world.

I like the idea of the Earth being younger than beer, though. Certainly I don't think it could have been created by any god who was entirely sober.

Vilges Suola said...

Actually I felt the medical analysis was deliberately funny in it's pedantic literalism, and the intended effect was spoiled by the ropey spelling and punctuation. I had just been reading loads of airy woo-woo on you tube from creationist cretins and sympathised with the scientific view!

Vilges Suola said...

@Q=Pheevr Well spotted,I hadn't thought of that.

After the invention of beer AND the domestication of the dog: people had been taking their dogs to the pub for a pint a good millennium before there was any life or grain on the planet. Or even a planet.


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