Thursday, 18 March 2010

It is written...




You should spend one hour on this question.

You may not use a dictionary. Turn the damn thing off now.

Allow yourself time to check your work before you leave the exam room.

Many people say that we have developed into a “throw-away society” because we are filling up our environment with so many plastic bags and rubbish that we cannot fully dispose of. To what degree do you agree with this opinion and what measures can you recommend to reduce this problem?
In nowadays, every pipel is use many things who they thro them away. This is terrabel and dredful and dire broblem the goferment must solution it. In this essay will confine some discussion to the solve of the broblem, and discuss about it, which is terrabel and dredful broblem. Also finally in a conclusion I will give my obinion will be give an obinion for the solve of this terrabel dire and dredfull broblem, at the end.

First and foremose, why this a terrabel dire and dreadfell broblem? is because e.g. faragzambel, a child who he eat a ice cream or maybe a sweat or a chokelet, after he will thro away the baber, and position this rubbish in the street despite regardless of dustbin is even slap-bang next. Also one man he have a waif, his waif is go for shopping alone with not her husbund, she will throwing away rubbishes also, and maybe don’t angry to her child who throw away rubbishes, as a reselt, he throw away any rubbish everytime. Womans isn't should go for shopping with no husbund. This is reason for many child and waif throw away rubbishes to became a throw away society who we are filling up our environment with so many plastic bags and rubbish that we cannot fully dispose of, to what degree do you agree with


All Though On the other hand, however, we can recommend measures to reduce this problem. To what degree do you agree with this opinion. I am agree the goferment must panish the people. In my country, if woman go for shopping with no husbund, is very bad crime. In addition to, if one man kill other man, my goferment kill him. If one man steal other man, my goferment kil him. If one man steal a man waif, my goferment kill him.

Overall, from the above and foregoing discuss about, we can see this is a terrabel problem. Also on the one hand it is dire. On the other hand in addition it is dredfall. On the next hand to conclude, sum up and sunrise all this point, if I have to choice what’s the solve of this problem of throw away, goferment must arrest a people who throw away the society, and kill him. This my opinion, like I said you at the begin.



Finesh

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hello, I've been following your blog for quite some time now. This essay reminds me of essays I frequently get from one of my students (minus the spelling mistakes) - even though I go over all the mistakes he's made he completely disregards my input. I can see he thinks my comments and corrections are utter rubbish and that the work he produces is brilliant! Sorry for the long post but it was just like reading one of his essays.

vilges suola said...

Hi, thanks for the comment. This is a slightly exaggerated send up of essays I get from speakers of Arabic, complete with mysogenistic and authoritarian views. You do occasionally get the sort who think they are the cat's pyjamas - in which case how come they are the student and you the teacher?

jk said...

Good point. I think he's doting Mum (Ο Γιαννάκης είναι ένα ξεχωριστό παιδί - όλοι το λένε - και πολύ ώριμο για την ηλικία του) has convinced him he is a genius. Also I think he writes his essays in Greek first and then translates every single word into English. I only got him as a student in November so there's still room for improvement I hope.

vilges suola said...

Αχ, οι ελληνίδες μαμάδες! 'Πως το εβλέπετε το παιδί μου;' always said with a big smile that dares you to say anything in the least bit critical. Then there's the 'τι βαθμό πήραμε;'as though it were a joint venture.

Nik_TheGreek said...

Λίγα λόγια για τις ελληνίδες μαμάδες! :-p
Επίσης, τι είναι το 'slap-bang' που αναφέρεται στο κείμενο? Έτσι από περιέργεια ρωτάω...
Πως καταφέρνεις και θυμάσαι τα Αγγλικά που ξέρεις με αυτά που ακούς?

vilges suola said...

'slap-bang next to' = right next to, very close to. Very informal expression, who we don't must to use it if write an essay who it's very formal. Alliws to skatwsame.

Nik_TheGreek said...

χαχαχαχαχα...
Ναι, βλέπω οτι όταν επίσημο δεν μπορω βάζεις ανεπίσημο λέξη. Μου αρέσει μάθω νέες λέξη. Ευχαριστώ.

english.gr Κεντρο Ξενων Γλωσσων said...

Μου εδωσες κουραγιο να διορθωσω εκεθσεις συγκεκριμενου μαθητη!!! Τρεμω στην ιδεα τι θα εχει γραψει παλι (ειναι ολες κατα λεξη μεταφραση!!) Ακομα και μετα απο αναλυτικη λιστα με εξηγησεις για το πως να διορθωθει το καθε λαθος, παλι η εκεθση που μου επιστρεφει ειναι κατι σανα υτη που μολις διαβασα.
Οσο για τις αποψεις του συγκεκριμενου μαθητη...No Comment!!

vilges suola said...

Μια μαθητριά μου έγραφε εκθέσεις στα αραβικά, και μετά χρησιμοποιούσε online translator. Φυσικά βγαίνανε πάντα στα αλαμπουρνέζικα και δεν έβγαζες νόημα. Της είπα ότι πρέπει να πετάξει το λεξικό και να κλείσει τον υπολογιστή, αλλιώς δεν πρόκειται να μάθει τίποτα. Πιστεύουνε οτι εαν μεταφράσουν κατά λέξη, τότε θα είναι τέλεια η έκθεση but it must that they know than not truths this. Maybe if to him you show some English text translated from word into the Greeks, then he will understand that not it is at all perfect thus - that we say the truth, they are simply wanks!

We shall say them,

S.

Gauss Jordan said...

Back when I was in college, several sites contained databases of term papers, sorted by topic, and sometimes even length. This would fit perfectly into those databases.

vilges suola said...

@GJ Did they include examples of how not to? This would have to come with a warning, imitate this and you don't stand a chance.

The TEFL Tradesman said...

Looks a cracker, that essay does. Can I nick it? Just as an example for my students to follow, of course.

vilges suola said...

By all means. Capital punishment for littering, might give then ideas.

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